Twitter is 7 today so to celebrate, they’ve given me a little page of my own!
Hugs, Gok x
Congratulations to my three amazing Gokettes who wrote these fantastic Christmas poems! There were 1000’s of fantastic entries which had me in stitches but these three really topped it! Have an amazing Christmas and expect your hand-crafted card in the post very soon!!! Big hugs xxx
| Gail Fox- A gokettes not for xmas, A gokette is for life. We have to be ur girlfriends, Cos we cannot be ur wife. |
Melissa Anderson- Xmas comes just once a year, the festive bells are clanging, Auntie Gok loves us curvy girls, because our baps are banging!! |
Faye Spensley- Jingle Bells wardrobe hell, I need my Aunty Gok. To guide the way in the North Star way To magic me up a frock! |
Thanks guys for all your giggle stories from Twitter today they are fantastic! Below are my favourites you tweeted @therealgokwan and @goksworld. You can also use this blog to upload your favourite stories that have made you roll on the floor, pee your pants or cry with laughter! I want to hear them all!
From EnglishKirsty
@therealgokwan @goksworld Remembering peeing on a BFs hand, had her hand under cubicle after loo roll, refused to give it,laughed&sprinkled
From aimzk1990
@therealgokwan @goksworld doin 2 sneezes @ the same time. Pullin an awful face…but telling the customers at morros its not too contagious
From shazzanater
@goksworld my daughter holly is known as the phantom farter. No matter where we r she will drop one. And they are always loud. Lol xx
From helentaylor75
@goksworld LOL when my teenage daughter said “do they really have people sit and knit shredded wheat like the advert?” makes me chuckle 🙂
From CarolMadCow
@goksworld my little boy makes me laugh when he poops & looks to see what it was then wafts his hand saying poo
From gb_taylor97
@goksworld when I bounce on a trampoline and every time I bounce I let out a bit of pee by accident..
From quierobesos
@goksworld @therealgokwan It doesn’t matter how old you are…..When the ketchup bottle farts… It’s FUNNY!!!! 😉
From Jo1201
@goksworld when my daughter walked in2 a wall, I burst out laughing. Unfortunately, being 6 mths pg also led 2 me weeing myself! Last laugh?
From Vikkij19
@goksworld I always laugh when my mum coughs and accidently farts too….because she pretends it was her shoes squeaking 🙂
From MrsMingo
@goksworld my husband having a complete squirmy fit over the skin on milk. He’s a big rufty, tufty squaddie but is terrified of milk skin.
From TheresaDevlin
@goksworld when my 3 year old tries to make sense of the world. She asked me if cows have bum holes!
From honeyb1974
@goksworld my 3yr old daughter makes me laugh, my husband farted and she said ”daddy, your bottoms talking”, haha. Xx
EnglishKirsty Kirsty of Aragon
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@therealgokwan @goksworld Remembering peeing on a BFs hand, had her hand under cubicle after loo roll, refused to give it,laughed&sprinkled
aimzk1990 Amy Kelly
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@therealgokwan @goksworld doin 2 sneezes @ the same time. Pullin an awful face…but telling the customers at morros its not too contagious
HannahThorn1991 hannah thorn
@goksworld a night out and my heel got caught in the pavement, waved down a policeman and then he fell over trying to pull it out haha x
shazzanater sharyn nicholls
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@goksworld my daughter holly is known as the phantom farter. No matter where we r she will drop one. And they are always loud. Lol xx
helentaylor75 helen taylor
@goksworld LOL when my teenage daughter said “do they really have people sit and knit shredded wheat like the advert?” makes me chuckle 🙂
CarolMadCow Carol Goldthorpe
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@goksworld my little boy makes me laugh when he poops & looks to see what it was then wafts his hand saying poo
gb_taylor97 Georgia Taylor
@goksworld when I bounce on a trampoline and every time I bounce I let out a bit of pee by accident..
quierobesos Jennifer Farrell
@goksworld @therealgokwan It doesn’t matter how old you are…..When the ketchup bottle farts… It’s FUNNY!!!! 😉
Jo1201 Joanne Holland
@goksworld when my daughter walked in2 a wall, I burst out laughing. Unfortunately, being 6 mths pg also led 2 me weeing myself! Last laugh?
Vikkij19 Victoria Dean
@goksworld I always laugh when my mum coughs and accidently farts too….because she pretends it was her shoes squeaking 🙂
MrsMingo Kate Minto
@goksworld my husband having a complete squirmy fit over the skin on milk. He’s a big rufty, tufty squaddie but is terrified of milk skin.
TheresaDevlin TheresaDevlin
@goksworld when my 3 year old tries to make sense of the world. She asked me if cows have bum holes!
honeyb1974 Stella Coulson
@goksworld my 3yr old daughter makes me laugh, my husband farted and she said ”daddy, your bottoms talking”, haha. Xx